Classy Business

11th Oct 2011, 6:50 AM
Classy Business
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Metsfan
Metsfan
11th Oct 2011, 6:50 AM
wooo back to a regular update schedule.

I hope everyone is staying safe and practicing proper sexual stuff to keep the baby hordes from overpowering our defenses!

Hey looky, 6 more comics until 100. NEAT!

Now comment away about how this comic made you feel. <3

stay dapper!
evilspud
evilspud
12th Oct 2011, 7:05 AM
Work Eighteen Hours
Ladies be checkin' my work
Three whole half ounces
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Cookiethebluecat
Cookiethebluecat
11th Oct 2011, 7:34 AM
Er-hem!
Metsfan
Metsfan
11th Oct 2011, 8:02 AM
@cookie: I hope that means you like it!

The best thing about drawing single panels is imagining the facial expressions of the person who reads them.
Spinnerlink
Spinnerlink
11th Oct 2011, 5:37 PM
my profile pic fits nicely with most of your comic strips.
Katy
11th Oct 2011, 7:42 PM
Given that the average ejaculation is about 2 tablespoons, she is expecting about 923 ejaculations to suit her needs. Which comes to about 2.5 sexual encounters a day. Awesome!
Metsfan
Metsfan
11th Oct 2011, 10:18 PM
@Spinner: That is just how my mom looks when she reads them!

@Katy: Amazing! Can you calculate for just one afternoon then? Because that is the time frame.
evilspud
12th Oct 2011, 7:00 AM
@Katy- Jesus
Katy
12th Oct 2011, 4:15 PM
I checked on the statistic I used to make sure that it still applies. It doesn't. The average ejaculation is actually closer to 1 teaspoon. Sorry for the misinformation. However, it makes it even funnier because now, it takes 2,304 ejaculations to fill 3 gallons. That's quite the increase. It's also going to take Bill about 9.5 ejaculations PER MINUTE over the course of 4 hours (noon to 4:00 PM) to fill his quota. It would take 192 boxes of Ultra Sensitive Trojan condoms at 12 condoms per box to protect himself from the STDs that I'm rather sure this girl has. At a cost of $13 a box, Bill would spend $2,496 for this quota alone. Which means that he would have to charge $624 per hour just to break even, or $0.27 an ejaculation. The lesson? Bill would get better paid to get laid working as a politician. Ba-Zinga!
LOTHAR
LOTHAR
1st Nov 2011, 2:28 PM
3 gallons ? my god thats like what , 12 liters ??? thats a lot of semen
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